Ever since the dawn of time man has been looking for the very thing that Adam had; a beautiful naked woman who would help him. Any serious Bible scholar would notice that, with every round of creating, God just simply got better and better. This is why I think women were created last; the pinnacle and height of creation.
Unfortunately, like any good video game, each round of creating produced a slightly more complex system of atoms, molecules, and cells. Woman. The ying for man’s yang.
And this is why I think they drive me so crazy – they are operating at a whole other level of complexity. This is the level where guys, no matter how in touch they are with their feminine side, can not play……unless they break a few rules. And so, like any good video game, here are the cheats:
1. Remember that a foot massage always works.
Yes, there is only one.
Enjoy your evening.
- e.d.
2 comments:
i don't know what i think about this.
haha.....not that what i think matters... your opperating on a whole level of experience im not privy too..
well..
i will say this... perhaps these are not gender differences but rather human?
time will tell (gosh i hope.)
jeff.
I thought that response may be coming....
Hope it made you smile Jeff!
e.d.
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